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Googleism 

A religion based on the vast knowledge of google. A person who celebrates this religion is a googleist.

The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
Girl1: So what are you going to do tonight?

Girl2: I'm going to practice googleism by looking up things I don't know on google.
Googleism by Saraness May 2, 2009

Googlestein 

Someone who thinks they are a genius like Einstein just because they can use Google.
That Steve sure is a Googlestein.
Googlestein by drd79 January 4, 2010

Gooblers 

Little Men that sprout out of your body
Person 1:"Oh shit! My Gooblers are running everywhere!"
Person 2:"You better get your Gooblers in check!"
Gooblers by Grandmas Arthritis June 29, 2020
An employee working at Google. Employee benefits include free massages, gourmet food, no set working hours, constant talks from presidential candidates and tons of other famous people, and really high salary.
"Welcome to Google, the land of bunnies and rainbows!" -a typical Googler
Googler by Swami Mehadevan June 11, 2008

Dick Googler 

One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.
"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."
Dick Googler by HottieNanako May 10, 2010
code word for saying boobs around your teacher
that teacher has no googles
googles by lilbabiey November 30, 2018