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Goodwill Pirate 

Employees of the Goodwill stores that are taking the really nice donation items and putting to the side for friends and relatives to pick up at a later time. These employees and their friends or relatives are then flea marketing, and/or eBaying these items for a pretty good profit.
You are a Goodwill Pirate if you are an employee of Goodwill and set aside items for personal profit.
Goodwill Pirate by Dr_Hemlock July 27, 2015
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Goodwill Games 

usually occurs in a dorm or other close situation when you are living close enough to other people to hear them or see them having sex, once one hears them in the act, it then becomes the Goodwill Games.
Msgr. Sparrow: "damn dude, you and Tara were loud last night."
Pete Dick: "Damn dude, just competing in them Goodwill Games."
Goodwill Games by Pete Dick March 12, 2008

goodwill handshake 

a goodwill handshake is a handjob that is a more polite, or out of the goodness of your heart kinda sex act than, say, jerking off your boyfriend in the shower.

to be performed quietly in the backseat of a car, in a closet, or basement setting, the goodwill handshake can also be used as a way to say 'thank you' or 'good job'.
For our top 15 customers we offered goodwill handshakes in the basement as a way of showing our appreciation for the support of our cafe.
goodwill handshake by tayintheway January 25, 2011

Goodwill experience 

When you see something at the ticketed price that is pretty cheap already but when you go to the register and you see the price is LOWER, that is a Goodwill experience.
So, I went to Old Navy and wanted to buy these flip flops on sale for $8.99 but when I got to the register they were only $4.92! That's the Goodwill experience!

Goodwill gesture 

"Get their ass kicked" translated from Ukrainian to Russian
the meaning somewhere lost in translation
Ukrainian officer: Russians retreated from Snake Island, after they get their ass kicked
Russian news: Our military forces left Snake island as goodwill gesture
Goodwill gesture by dildo777 September 12, 2022

Goodwill hunting 

I went Goodwill hunting for some cheap polos yesterday.
Goodwill hunting by kanapanapan January 27, 2012

Goodwill Hands 

The gross way your hands feel after you have been rummaging around in thrift stores.
"Hand me a moist towelette, I have Goodwill Hands."