Glitter Dick Disorder 

A recently formed STD caused by the grinding of two people (of opposite gender). This occurs through something so called “grinding” or “dirty dancing” at a formal event or dance. It can leave glitter in the genitalia region (the amount depends on intensity). Some symptoms that can result from “grinding” can include soreness and in rare cases - busting a nut.

Michael... has Glitter Dick Disorder

Glitter Dick Disorder by Bennnndover October 23, 2019

dick glitter

n. a party friendly way of talking about herpes. Gender neutral.

Girl 1: So how was your weekend?
Girl 2: It was good until I found out I've got dick glitter.

Guy: Bro, this place is decorated in dick glitter.

dick glitter by lizf22 March 10, 2014

Dick Glitter Bomb 

When you order a dick glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it explodes in the person face covering them with little dick shaped glitter.

Damn, Jerry sent Marry a Dick Glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it took 10 years for her to get it off her rug.

Dick Glitter Bomb by BeanBrothers January 24, 2023

glitter dicked

When a man or woman has come in sexual contact with someone who has glitter dick

Brittany, you really should see a doctor if you think your ex glitter dicked you.

glitter dicked by TomatoTomandJerry February 3, 2013

Glitterdick 

Something that young black girls, specifically in their teens/20s, call white guys, specifically to confuse them.

"I caught the closing elevator door for her so she wouldn't miss the elevator at my hotel, and she called me Glitterdick. She smiled, makes me guess it wasn't mean spirited but who knows."

Glitterdick by aguywhoiskindaweird January 16, 2014

Glitterdick 

To get someone's attention by adding sparkly decorations to one's body and parading around the person in a fashionable, yet suggestive mannor.

Dude, Neil totally glitterdicked that girl last night!

Glitterdick by Reeses lover January 13, 2007

Glitterdick 

The penis of a "Twilight"-esque vampire, adored by creepy fangirls.

OH EDWARD, I JUST LOVE YOUR GLITTERDICK

Glitterdick by Yourtwinnies January 26, 2011