Giraffe Moment 

When you laugh or remember something someone said..hours, days or weeks later after they said it. Something that takes a little time to travel from one part of your body or brain to another and takes time for you to get it.

I had a Giraffe Moment on that story you told me last week.. I was driving to work and could not stop laughing .

Giraffe Moment by craiglam April 10, 2019

dick giraffe 

When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.

She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.

dick giraffe by Phatea May 15, 2018

Hot giraffe 

A tall man who is nerdy and shy but is also into BDSM.

“Are you going to talk to that hot giraffe? He codes and probably has handcuffs at home.”

Hot giraffe by Anais Miller January 17, 2018

Giraffe Potty

Something completely random and irrelephant.

Yesterday, I saw a cat on the giraffe potty.

Giraffe Potty by WhoDatFreshBoi July 17, 2018

High as Giraffe Pussy 

When you’re extremely baked on marijuana

Me: Bro you feelin alright? That was a pretty big hit off the bong.
Friend: Bro I’m High as Giraffe Pussy

High as Giraffe Pussy by CJOJOSEPH December 4, 2019

Drinking Giraffe

When attempting to urinate with an erection, one must posture oneself so that the legs are splayed out wide and the torso and pelvis can roll forward, thus facilitating a downward trajectory of urine in an attempt to accurately target the toilet. Much like the Giraffa camelopardalis, or giraffe, as he gingerly prostrates himself at the local watering hole.

The extreme case of morning wood forced Jason to assume the awkward Drinking Giraffe position in order to avoid painting the ceiling with piss.

Drinking Giraffe by Whitemule April 29, 2010

reticulated giraffe 

The reticulated giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata), also known as the Somali giraffe, is a subspecies of giraffe native to the Horn of Africa. It lives in Somalia, southern Ethiopia, and northern Kenya. There are approximately 8,500 individuals living in the wild. The reticulated giraffe was described and given its binomial name by British zoologist William Edward de Winton in 1899, however the IUCN currently recognizes only one species of giraffe with nine subspecies.

Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild.

Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.

Me: That's a cute reticulated giraffe you have there!
The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.

reticulated giraffe by theomelon May 3, 2021