gettysburg 

A town in PA that is best known for Lincoln's Gettysburg Adress. It is a tourist town for the Civil War, amoung other historial events. It is a fairly large town, compared to those that surround it. Teens that live there often wish to get out, though, those who actually do leave, tend to come back. Though it can seem quite boring, it is growing larger, with more atractions. Also, it is a major place for drug dealing.

Person 1: Gettysburg has a lot of drug dealing.
Person 2: Thats because when the tourists come, they need there crack.

gettysburg by _>.<_ December 30, 2008

Gettysburg College 

The whitest school in America. Actually, the world.

Gettysburg College, damn there's a lot of white kids here.

Gettysburg College by therealpapi January 30, 2018

Gettysburg Tabletopper 

A sex move in which you do a girl on her back on a table. Then, when you are about to jizz, you flip the table and jizz onto the pile of table and injured girl.

Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..

Girl: Oh my gosh! What happened to your leg?
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.

Gettysburg Tabletopper by BTLighting February 22, 2011

Gettysburg 

Middle of nowhere small town America that wants to be big city. A College town that wants to be University. A High School that has so many dreams but most who want to leave never do and never change. However, if you dig deep enough, and find yourself in this historically rich community one might find a glimps of beauty lost in the societal norms where artists can create, bakers can bake, and families can put families first!

Gettysburg, a multiplicitious culture that one can flourish in or stagnate.

Gettysburg by Ode To Gettysburg October 13, 2008

gettysburg 

Groupsex involving 4 men and one woman. From the beginning of the Gettysburg Address: "Four score..."

Guy #1: Yo, dude, me and three buddies Gettysburged this girl last night.
Guy #2: Gettysburged?
Guy #1: Yeah, four scored!

gettysburg by Henke September 8, 2006

gettysburg adress nutshot 

a form of kick to the nuts which involves 3 people and a sucker in order to pull off correctly.

two people hold the sucker while the third kicks the sucker in the nuts 7 times in 4 sets but the sucker gets 20 seconds to heal before the next set. like this
7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks.

its very painful

Tom's nuts and personality has never been the same since me and my friends gave him the gettysburg adress nutshot.

gettysburg adress nutshot by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 1, 2009

Gettysburg Address 

pulling out one's penis from your lover's anus, and giving him/her a classic Abe Lincoln chinstrap beard with your soiled pecker head.

I was four score into Jenny's butt and then I tapped her on the shoulder, pulled out and gave her a Gettysburg Address when she turned to look.

Gettysburg Address by boofpowell April 13, 2010