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Kyle Gass 

The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
The man with the power... to move you.

Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.
Kyle Gass by The Troll June 29, 2006
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a Gassia is most likely a blonde, obviously. HATES taking compliments, is usually sad for no reason, is EXTREMELY funny, and tells great stories. Gassia's are usually very gullible, and will believe anything you tell them, so take full advantage of this trait, but besides that they're great friends, and amazing individuals.
Mireille: Woah, did you see that Gassia?
Angela: Yea, she's so cool!
Mireille: I know! I wish I was as cool as the Gassia.
Gassia by Me-Dog June 11, 2011
A beer that originated in new england, known as Narragansett, well crafted beer for a while til the 1980's when the formula changed. Now the new ownership has reinvented the brew and it is quite tasty now brewed in new york.
Hey, boys wanna drink some gansetts?
gansett by bubba1020 January 23, 2010

ganser syndrome 

Ganser syndrome is a rare dissociative disorder characterized by nonsensical or wrong answers to questions and other dissociative symptoms such as fugue, amnesia or conversion disorder, often with visual pseudo-hallucinations and a decreased state of consciousness. The syndrome has also been called nonsense syndrome, balderdash syndrome, syndrome of approximate answers, hysterical pseudodementia or prison psychosis. The term prison psychosis is sometimes used because the syndrome occurs most frequently in prison inmates, where it may be seen as an attempt to gain leniency from prison or court officials. Psychological symptoms generally resemble the patient's sense of mental illness rather than any recognized category. The syndrome may occur in persons with other mental disorders such as schizophrenia, depressive disorders, toxic states, paresis, alcohol use disorders and factitious disorders. Ganser syndrome can sometimes be diagnosed as merely malingering, but it is more often defined as dissociative disorder.
“Ganser syndrome is described as a Dissociative Disorder Not Otherwise Specified (NOS) in the DSM-IV, and is not currently listed in the DSM-V. It is a rare and an often overlooked clinical phenomenon. In most cases, it is preceded by extreme stress and followed by amnesia for the period of psychosis. In addition to approximate answers, other symptoms include a clouding of consciousness, somatic conversion disorder symptoms, confusion, stress, loss of personal identity, echolalia, and echopraxia.”

ass gasket 

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.
Ken left the stall with the ass gasket hanging out of his pants.
ass gasket by Time Waster November 13, 2002
A Gaser is a menttaly sick child that manages to stay alive by reaping fear from other people to fuel his own ego. While they dont quite understand that they are retarded, not funny and 99% of the time dumb.
A gaser would typicly say:
Ide gas! Ide gas nece stati! Baka prase je najbolji jutjuber! (Baka prase is a serbian pedophile, youtuber who promotes this kind of behaviour).