{gabe'-ist}
One who follows in the teachings of Gabism. The primary philosophical doctrine of a Gabist is the eternal mystery of "What is fudge?" The first of these enlightened folk was Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, who founded this religion in 2014.

Once a man walked into a room. He looked at everyone in the room and found a man, a Blacksican to be specific. He sat beside the man, and the man was scratching his head. In front of him was a piece of paper. All over, it said, "What is Fudge?" I asked him what this was all about. He stood up, and ripped his shirt off! He pounded his chest in Tarzan style! He let out a mighty grunt! He started reiterating, "Bad! Bad! Bad!" Immediately, everyone in the room received an epiphany! They all went to the fudge store and bought fudge! They later went on to become gabists, preaching the teachings of Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, as the found his name to be.
-From the Book of Gabe, Second Gabylonians 11 : 54

gabist by thescribeofgabe March 1, 2007

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gabster

A wonderful girl who always has your back!! She is smart, funny and beautiful!! She is always there to listen and makes you laugh!

Gabster!!

gabster by Rebeckyandcheese November 20, 2013

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gaboed

When one gets so drunk he gets hospitalized, either via ambulance or other methods he can not remember due to his intoxication. Minimum Blood Alcohol level is .2 . Additionally, his drunkenness may cause prove to be a severe inconvenience to all those around him.

Bro1: Dude, Arthur got soo shmammered last night he woke up in the hospital.
Bro2: Haha, he got straight up gaboed.
Bro3: Yeah, man i heard he blew a .34.

gaboed by Tomtay October 25, 2011

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