Fuckwitt 

A Person who drives a Car equiped with a Sound System which only has a Bass Channel and cannot be attenuated to less than 80db. Not particularly visible with Hardtops but the Roof of Cabrios with the Top up pulsates to the 'Beat'

To be stuck in a Traffic Jam is bad enough but to be stuck in front of a Fuckwitt takes the Biscuit

Fuckwitt by Nick August 16, 2004

fuckwittedness 

what a regular person experiences due to the actions of a fuckwitard

He was unable to open the bottle with the bottle opener due to his fuckwittedness of nature

fuckwittedness by momairam November 14, 2011

fuckited

Past tense of the process of choosing not to do something, often due to a severe case of fuckititis.

To be used when procrastination just does not convey the proper level of apathy.

1) John fuckited showering this morning and now smells like expensive cheese.

2) "I was so lethargic this evening, I even fuckited masturbating!"

fuckited by indecisiviously February 25, 2010

fuckmitten 

Another word for a condom.

She told me I had to use a fuckmitten in order to fuck her.

fuckmitten by dirtymurbag December 2, 2014

fuckwittage 

A generic term for the rants and behaviour of a fuckwit.

(A fuckwit being a stupid person who is generally disliked, as a result of his/her actions/behaviour).

Look, I really haven't got time for your fuckwittage, mate.

fuckwittage by Juicy@thepub June 18, 2004

Fuckwhittery 

Fuck whitt speak, fuck whitism.

its nothing but fuckwhittery

Fuckwhittery by MissyVenom October 2, 2010

fuckwittage 

A word that acts as a means of measuring the degree to which a person is (or is perceived to be) a fuckwit.

"Serious fuckwittage" Bridget said loudly.
"Yeah" agreed Shaz, "that guy's buried himself in his own fuckwittage."

fuckwittage by anycon June 23, 2003