flat-footed 

Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".

Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's.

flat-footed by Douglas Schmidt June 17, 2008

fontent 

when someone actually has an original thought/point to make in a chatroom.

cogent comments off the cuff and in the moment posted in the font of your choice

"if i wanted to read crap from blogs i know where to go. stop with the copypasta and come back when you have some fontent. kthxbi"

fontent by agit May 31, 2009

Fontenot

Loud, charismatic, bold coon-ass. They will fight you; then drink a beer with you. Easy to aggravate. Hard to manipulate. Most likely from Lafayette, Louisiana. A great friend to have.

Fontenot whipped dat boys ass; den drank a a beer with him. Dat crazy coonass.

Fontenot by AshleyThibodeaux May 8, 2020

forted 

Being left in a remote area without a ride home.

Though he was promised a ride home, Al found himself forted downtown.

forted by cml1480 October 18, 2011

Fonked 

When you fuck a girl so hard she’s crying and screaming and your neighbors dog comes and joins

I fonked her hard

Fonked by Fonker69 October 17, 2019

Wayne Fontes Experience 

To smoke marijuana; to get high.

I need a Wayne Fontes Experience bad

Wayne Fontes Experience by Wayne Fontes September 8, 2006

Fonterra 

Fonterra is an entity who is responsible for everything that goes wrong in this universe

We're lost...IT'S FONTERRA'S FAULT

I'm still a 30 year old virgin who lives in my parent's basement....DAMN YOU FONTERRA

Fonterra by kieren September 27, 2004