Cow pissing on a flat rock 

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.

"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"

Cow pissing on a flat rock by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock 

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007

ford bronco on 4 flat tires 

When a girl has sex doggy stile while her legs and arms are num

Yo I gave that girl a ford bronco on 4 flat tires.

ford bronco on 4 flat tires by Syndrome March 14, 2016

Pissing on a flat rock 

A sudden and heavy downpour of anything

Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.

The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock

Pissing on a flat rock by Larin Noel October 2, 2016

bull pissing on a flat rock

Raining very hard

How bad is it raining ? Like a bull pissing on a flat rock

bull pissing on a flat rock by #1toohottie November 30, 2017

She floats through the room on a big balloon 

You are probably high and need to burn the hell out of the drugs you’re on. She’s floating on her tits.

She floats through the room on a big balloon and it’s terrifying.

She floats through the room on a big balloon by Justtrynaeducate April 16, 2020

Flat Oner 

A term used when people choose to go to bed early and don't go out on nights out with the rest of the house, commonly misunderstood as an insult this is a term which has no maliciousness behind it.

Examples of a flat oner would include the girls in flat one, Rebecca, Jo, Gabriella, Charlotte and Kirsteen

Flat Oner by house 37 January 19, 2011