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Denoting someone or something’s brilliance
Hannah and Cal wish they were as flaky as their scrabble peer Izi
Flaky by Brilliant-1111 September 22, 2018
Flakey is a person who will on multiple occasions make promises to come see you, but on the day won't show up and will have all the excuses under the sun... or just one, the same one they use everytime.
"Emma is such a flaky cunt, another week she has promised to come down, but how convenient, her car has broken down AGAIN"
Flaky by Mentalityx June 6, 2023

Flaky Salt Guy

A nickname that was given to a YouTuber called acooknamedMatt
He's given that nickname because he has an obsession with putting flaky salt on everything
acooknamedMatt: and some flaky salt
acooknamedMatt: MMMMM-
Youtube commenter: He always puts flaky salt on every food he eats, maybe we should call him the Flaky Salt Guy
Flaky Salt Guy by I'mDan May 5, 2021

Flaky hoe 

people that smile in your face but hate you tho talk shxt behind yourr backk.
all these flaky hoes be smiling in my face when you see them but when they turn they back you wanna tlk shxt.
Flaky hoe by Realbxtchh April 17, 2009

flaky; flake 

Unstable, uncertain, unreliable, noncommital.
"Dude said he'd call me tonight, but he's so FLAKY, I doubt it."

"Gal promised to pick me up from work, but she's such a FLAKE, she'll probably leave me stranded."
flaky; flake by Sherie September 7, 2005

Flaky Salmon 

An activity that involves positioning your hand between legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping hands rapidly between the thighs of the person, preferably someone who would not file a battery claim against you. This supposedly represents an Awkward Salmon struggling out of water.

It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.

Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
Tito: What the F----?!? How's your classes going, DOUG?
Doug: So... Do you like weather?

Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!

Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '

Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA

Tito: .....

Doug: .....

Tito: .....
Flaky Salmon by dasflyinturtleesq November 12, 2018