finching off

Spending a lot of time answering emails or message board posts in a long winded and repetitive manner, often at the expense of useful activity. Similar to jacking off, but less pleasurable.

We missed half a day of work because my ride was up til 3 AM last night finching off on the computer in the motel lobby again.

finching off by metaverse December 10, 2010

flitching 

An act usually performed by gay men where one man sucks the sperm out of another man's ass. Typically performed in a threesome but some gay men have been known to retrieve their own sperm.

That gay guy just came from an orgy where he filtched some jizz out of his friends ass.

flitching by toast455 July 1, 2005

fitchin

the act of wearing abercrombie and fitch clothes, in which case this can be also known as "dooshbagging" because of the copious amounts of doosh that will be thrown upon you for wearing these clothes; until you drown in a large seething pile of queefed on tambons and bloody vage.

Donna Summer- hey did you see zach effron fitchin?

Snoop dog- Yeh i threw some dirty tampons on that bitch"

fitchin by akjfhdalkjflhkadjfhakljdhf April 2, 2009

Fithing

To piss in one woman's womb and to regain the urine with use of a straw. The urine is then sperted over said woman.

'Adam Davis gave me a good fithing last night, it was lush'

Fithing by dirtybitch2010sp April 10, 2010

fisching 

The term used when a person posts or tweets, saying they are "ugly" only to get the compliments of other people.

Female 1: OMG, I'm so ugly, no one look #dontstare #nomakeup #(generic nonsense)

Female 2: No, ur so hots babe #sexy luv u

*Female 1 is clearly fisching here

fisching by camaxjk132 April 16, 2014

Fetching Midget 

A phrase that is used in place of swearing.

Guy 1: Dude we just got robbed!!
Guy 2: FETCHING MIDGETS!!

Fetching Midget by legitBOSS December 15, 2011

Elliott Finchington 

the incredibly funny little lad from thames dizzle that you gotta get to know. love him very a lot. cant get enough tbh. he wants to fuck anything in a commando suit and has an incredible knowledge of black language words. and Elliott Finch has a very good database of urban music and is just a g if you ask me.

woah your such an Elliott Finchington, you should be proud of yourself.

Elliott Finchington by elliebaaby. October 1, 2009