Faithful Cheater 

A happily married person who is faithful to two lovers.

He's such a faithful cheater, he takes turns.

Faithful Cheater by Copycat Ripoff July 19, 2018

Lynah Faithful 

A group of the most dedicated fans to one of the best college hockey teams around. These fans love their Cornell Big Red Hockey to the core, and will go to any lengths to show this. They are known to be particularly raucaus, whether at home or on the road. They are named in honor of the rink, Lynah Rink.

The chants from the Lynah Faithful were so effective that the goalie didn't even notice the puck slide into the net.

Lynah Faithful by ducks_go_moo March 7, 2005

double faithful 

Being faithful to two different girls at once.

Black men don't cheat. They're so considerate that they are faithful to multiple women at once. You could say black men are double faithful.

double faithful by Tab2real July 29, 2017

Old Faithful 

An old faithful is upper-decking taken to the next level. Here are the steps:

1) Remove lid from toilet
2) Flush toilet, then grab black floating ball in the tank before the bowl refills. Hold the ball there for now. The bowl of the toilet should be empty.
3) Fill the bowl up with vinegar
4) Pour about 5 boxes or baking soda into the tank
5) Release black ball, so the baking soda mixes with fresh water, and replace the lid. - leave, watch, and wait.

When the next user of the toilet takes a shit, the vinegar and baking soda mix to make what can only be described as a shit volcano.

I took a shit in my friend's toilet. When I flushed, it overflowed into a foamy brown mess all over the bathroom floor. It was then that I knew my friend was a victim of Old Faithful.

Old Faithful by moustacherocker July 26, 2006

cold faithful 

Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.

Something that everyone should try.

cold faithful by Da Man July 16, 2004

'ol faithful 

When you're having problems jerking off and can't cum, so you fire up the ol 'puter to get yourself off, good old trusted website

Aaron did you fire up the ol 'puter yesterday? Yes Jesse I started out with nothing but had to go to 'ol faithful and huskied it right up.

'ol faithful by JESSA! March 8, 2010

vagina faithful 

A married woman wants to get laid but stay faithful to her husband so she takes it in the ass. By not having her bagina penetrated, she remains vagina faithful.

Ruth is a good mom and wife. Every time she goes on a business trip she remains 100% Vagina faithful to her husband.

vagina faithful by Bobby_Ginga February 19, 2017