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Fairweather friend 

A person who only hangs out with you (basically uses you) when good things go on, but never hang out when there's not so good things.
Michael is such a fairweather friend because he only hangs out with Justin at parties and other fun things, but whenever he needs something Michael just bails on him. What an ass!

Fairweather Fan 

A sports fan that never sticks with one team. His/her loyalty is always in question because he/she only pulls for the hot teams at that time.
Dylan was a Stanford fan last week but because they lost, he now pulls for Oklahoma State which makes him a Fairweather Fan.

His favorite team didn't Slang That Eppley so he is pulling for someone new today.
Fairweather Fan by RealFanHmmmBoom November 21, 2011

fairweather coffee friend 

Someone in a coffee club who drinks coffee when it suits them but only drinks tea when he or she doesn't want to make coffee for the rest of the group.
Emma was a fairweather coffee friend because she was unwilling to be a permanent member of the office coffee club but didn't hesitate to drink coffee from time to time.
fairweather coffee friend by C713 October 2, 2010

fairweather friend 

see liberal democrat ..........
dirty horse fuckerz...............
fairweather friend by ..... September 21, 2004

fairweather 

A dude that thinks the way to a womans heart is to follow them around like some kind of pathetic emotionally attached lapdog, then when they become friends with him proceed to try his own version of sex, which is a collection of retarded noises/inserting said spasticated hand into their meat curtain, then blaming all of that on his obvious 'loose screw' then proceeding to follow them around at school wearing his famous ankle swingers and poking his oversised nose into other peoples business/private areas, which then results in an army of people breaking said nose and he then crawls back on all fours (or as we know it, 'fairweather shuffle') to some other girl which has sympathy for him, then repeats until is murdered.
guy 1: hey that charles guy is a fairweather

girl 1: i know.. he tried to rape me once :(

guy 2: fuck that shit, lets break his nose!

girl 1: yeah!

girl 2: don't guys he's really sweet! D:

guy 1: sweet until he's got his whole hand inside you..
fairweather by lukepearcey August 18, 2012

Fairweather friend 

Someone who is your friend when the sky is blue, but disappears when it is gray.
He/she was a fairweather friend.