Evidence Exhaustion 

A condition of profound desensitization created by repeated exposure to multiple and frequent examples of corruption, immorality and deception.

So, is it wrong to solicit personal campaign assistance from a foreign government official?
Who gives a shit; this guy is so beyond irredeemable that the whole country is immobilized by Evidence Exhaustion...it's as if NOTHING REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE.

Evidence Exhaustion by YAWA October 10, 2019

evidence tubs 

A huge gallon tub of evidence carried around by Policy debators. Policy debators usually have a few of these tubs that they have worked on the whole year. The evidence is linked to the current topic and is pulled out by debators during the debate. Most debators spend most of their free time on this tub and its probaly their baby so they will go to any extent to protect their evidence.

Person 1: LOL! Do you so those tiny little asian policy debators?

Person 2: They cant be policy debators, they don't have their evidence tubs!

Person 1: Oh look! They have kids they bring with them to tournaments specially to carry their tubs.

Person 2: Thats so sad..

evidence tubs by fijji2themax2 April 18, 2009

Evidence 

Something creationism does not have.

Scientists have evidence, but lack absolute certainty.

Creationists have absolute certainty, but lack evidence.

This is a fact.

Evidence by EvolvedExpert May 18, 2011

Evidorable

Evil AND adorable. AT THE SAME TIME. Something that half scares you to death but you just want to nervous laugh and hug the...thing.

OMG that cat is like soooo evidorable! It's giving me the death stare but i just wanna hug it!

Evidorable by EpicBird August 14, 2010

Evidence 

The body you are trying to hide in your backyard.

"We ran out of room in our backyard, so we had to hide the evidence in our neighbor's yard,"

Evidence by Kawshee January 5, 2010

photographic evidence posthaste 

The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.

Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"

photographic evidence posthaste by Yams January 16, 2008

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence 

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence by Dego Dan August 10, 2007