Fanfiction Euphemism

Any word that means dick.

Length, member, are innocent words. Call it a wang if you want but a dick is a dick. Say dick. No fanfiction euphemisms.

Fanfiction Euphemism by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 15, 2021

The Euphemism Generator 

(N.) Hours of clean, curse-wordless fun! Made by old, cronie comic, George Carlin.

This weekend, I spent my time Waxing the Poetic Gecko.

The Euphemism Generator by G-Union October 21, 2003

half-assed euphemism 

A poorly phrased or misspoken euphemism for comedic intent, or an unintended Freudian slip.

"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.

A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.

half-assed euphemism by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019

Euphemism 

Sometimes spelled with an f, as in eufemism.

Trying to make the mean things you say sound nicer (example 2) or making a mild comment you make sound even worse by adding you were just using an euphemism (example 1).

1.
Jack: o my God, I really hate that Grace-woman! Why is she coming over instead of DROPPING DEAD?
Karen: o come on, she's not that bad.
Jack: she is! And I'm telling her, just wait.
Grace: hi guys!
Jack: I'm really sorry, Grace, but I just don't like you very much. And that is really just an euphemism. Bye bye now!
Grace: o my God! I'm outta here!

2.
Pete: okay, well, it's not the best painting in the world...
Joan: yeah, nice euphemism, Pete. This is without a doubt the worst painting I have ever seen. Seriously, even a two-year-old would do a much better job!

Euphemism by Maresa August 29, 2007

EUphemism 

Substitution of a harsher expression like European Union with a kindlier one like EUphemism.

To put it bluntly, do not not use EUphemism.

EUphemism by Hercolena Oliver March 23, 2009

euphemismic 

Having properties like a euphemism, using language that can be associated to euphemisms.

I feel like the book took a more euphemismic approach to explaining the sexual misconduct the young boy had during his promiscuous appetite .

euphemismic by snowjunky555 February 25, 2010

Euphemisms 

Language I am good at using when inventing words here on urbandictionary.com

Do not be afraid to use euphemisms when you want to use vivid language to get yourself understood

Euphemisms by Uncle Dimma July 23, 2021