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An eclair is when a white male and anything with an anus engage in butt sex. The person on the receiving end of the pole then poops on the male counterpart's penis while the man ejaculates. The penis of the male is the bread of the eclair, the fecal matter is the chocolate on top, and the ejaculated white substance is the cream filling.
Savannah totally gave Sam an eclair last night.
eclair by cross the applesauce November 9, 2011
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Anal Eclair 

An ass spread with whipped cream down the ass crack, and licked by another party.
Yummy. I love your Anal Eclair babe.
Anal Eclair by John Saville October 28, 2014

ecuadorian eclair 

Eating out an asshole after a large deposit of cum has been injected into the orifice.
After nuttin in a hookers ass if you are hungry you can pay an extra 5 dollars to eat her Ecuadorian eclair.

Colbert Eclair 

Using 2 chips and a whip cream can, cover one chip in whip cream and then place the second chip on top. Consume! And enjoy!

First invented by Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report on March 31st 2010
I just gave your mom a Colbert Eclair

Tennessee Eclair

A southern specialty derived from the famed Alabama Hotpocket, traditionally performed only on special occasions. Start out by defacating into the vagina as you would with the afore-mentioned maneuver. But you don't stop there, for you love this woman and want her to know it. Next you proceed to make love to her aromatic meatwallet while making sure to ejaculate inside, creating the delicious cream filling. Quickly pull out and ease it into her ass as a close friend of hers proceeds to lick your tasty creation out of her.
I was planning on giving her the good ol' Alabama Hotpocket, but it was Christmas Eve and that thick friend of hers was in town so I rolled the dice and went for the Tennessee Eclair. Turned out to be a great night.
When a man cums as many times as he can inside a girl's pussy.
Fuck, Alastor's making me his eclair tonight.
Eclair by Iregertlife_360noscope February 3, 2020