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Easy as shit 

Not to be confused with easy as pi, easy as shit generally refers to a problem that can be solved in less time than an average person takes to shit.
Alice: Hey, did you finish 4b on our calculus homework?

Bob: Yeah, it was easy as shit. I finished it while Reece was taking a dump.
Easy as shit by Enginerd13431 October 14, 2010

easy as cats 

Super easy, like as easy as taking care of a backyard cat.

First known public use attributed to Dr. Daniel Barboriak, March 9 2017, about diagnosing a stroke on MRI.
Making Ricotta cheese is easy as cats.

easy-access 

The slang term used to define the easy-accessibility to someone (particularly a females) sex organs due to loose or lack of clothing.
Female "why do girls where skirts...?"
Male "I dunno...easy-access"
easy-access by B, Pfeiffer April 7, 2011

easy ass 

Noun- a woman with an ass that's soft for pushing and accommodating for easy anal.
Met this girl last night and took her back to my place. Happy to say she was an easy ass.
easy ass by NSAssman July 2, 2016

easy as pie 

1) The job was easy as pie, and we finished up an hour early.
2) You want Mom to give you fifty dollars? Easy as pie. Just tell her you need to buy some new shoes.

Etymology: 'Pie' is a tasty, sweet dish that is easy to make, and even easier to eat.

easy as pie by silverbridge September 22, 2006

Easy as K-mart Girls 

Young females who work at K-mart are notoriously easy. Without much effort you can often fool around with them in the store. If you are a young male it is highly recommended to take employment with K-mart.

If you haven't noticed you will rarely find an employee stocking the shelves or tidying up in K-mart. It is because they are all hiding in the stock room giving or receiving blowies.
What do you mean, you don't know how to stalk on facebook , it's easy as k-mart girls.