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I took a giant Drumpf, and now it's stinking up the caucus.
Drumpf by Dr. Mr. Baby August 18, 2016
Educated people know that Donald Trump is a drumpf.
Drumpf by BookcaseShuffle August 18, 2016
That Drumpf was doing ok until John Oliver tore him a new one.
Drumpf by TheMightyZ August 16, 2016
n. A penis that can only possibly be described as large when one's even tinier digits are held up alongside it.
That guy I took home last night had the saddest damn drumpf I'd ever seen. I'm 5'2" and it was shorter than my pinky. He put his thumb on it and was all "see? see how the helmet's still stickin' out?" but it was too dark to tell. As I scaled the 50 foot wall to escape his apartment, he yelled something about how I had blood coming out of my 'wherever'.
drumpf by scarshapedstar. August 14, 2016
The sound made when explosive bowel moment happens at the exact moment the man is about to cum.
All I heard when Drumpf and then there was poop and cum everywhere ..
drumpf by RealDe August 14, 2016
The original family name for a certain Queens-based clan of racists, parasitic landlords, pathological liars, serial bankrupters of preposterously misconceived businesses, loudmouthed boors, fascist demagogues, schoolyard-level bullies, transparent bullshit artists with a contempt for facts and consistency, tasteless branding consultants who mistake themselves for building developers, and all-around insufferably overprivileged asshats, one of whom is currently providing cheap entertainment on a national scale by running for president as a Repugnican. Unless more than half the 2016 electorate consists of dimwits who base their votes on spite, hatred, and ignorance rather than a reasonable concern for the well-being of the nation and the planet, he will spectacularly fail, going down in American history as the biggest loser since Alf Landon.
Herr Drumpf repeatedly encouraged his brownshirted followers to beat up protestors and journalists at his rallies, until the inevitable deaths turned the overwhelming majority of the American public decisively against him and everything he stands for.
Drumpf by A. Voter August 15, 2016