Get donked on 

What happens when you fight JSFG

“Yo we fought JSFG and got donked on”

“Aha bitch you got donked on by us”

“You wanna get donked on give us ya deets”

Get donked on by Pandalord523 October 12, 2019

Ham Donked 

When you get pegged by your wife’s work husband.

Adam got ham donked by his wife’s work husband.

Ham Donked by KGSmash May 14, 2022

to get donked, get one's donk on 

1. to go donkey honking
2. to participate in the act of honking donkeys

"Man, it's time to get my donk on!"
"Dude, it's time to get donked!"
(usually said when finishing up work at a music store, preferably a Guitar Center)

to get donked, get one's donk on by Robert Scahill May 18, 2003

Circling the donkey 

This phrase doesn't exist and Kody is stupid.

Stop trying to make 'circling the donkey' happen. It's not going to happen.

Circling the donkey by LiterallyNobodyCares December 13, 2022

to donkey-head someone 

To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head

To donkey-head someone:

Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!

Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?

Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.

Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?

Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)

to donkey-head someone by AyOxford January 20, 2014

Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.

Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...

Monster Docked by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019

Donkek 

Idiot, fool or imbecile...

"Mate are you some kind of donkek?"

Donkek by Prof. Donkekstington February 18, 2015