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Dominion Academy 

An insane asylum filled with a relatively small group of 4-12th grade students. These students are either mentally insane or are put in Dominion against their will. They have no lives, eat ramen more often than not, and have unhealthy addictions to both facebook and large doses of caffeine. They cannot sleep and spend every moment they aren't procrastinating writing papers for science fair.
Person 1: "hey, she goes to Dominion Academy, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah... No wonder she's laughing hysterically while banging her head against that wall. Poor child."
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Dominion Day 

The former name of Canada Day. Dominion Day is a commemoration day of the granting of national status in various Commonwealth countries. Dominion Day was the name of the holiday commemorating the formation of Canada as a Dominion on 1 July 1867. Dominion Day was changed to Canada Day on October 27th, 1982.
Bob: Happy Dominion Day, eh?
Larry: What decade are you from? It's Canada Day now, eh?
Bob: The name change was stupid. Happy Dominion Day!

dominion high school 

School full of snobby rich white kids with nothing better to do because they live in the most boring place on earth. They think they're so cool going to Trump and smoking weed. It's actually the holocaust here.
White kids: We go to Dominion High School
Everyone else: Eww, you're one of those stuck up snobby kids?
dominion high school by ACoolFish October 17, 2013

Dominion Middle School 

A school in Columbus, Ohio. A school full of people who do not know a thing i.e Michelle Emmert. Cool dude.
I heard Dominion Middle School has had 3 bomb threats this year. Rad dude!

dominion high school 

A school in Northern Virginia where the fake bitches roam. A school full of white people who support trump, or think that they're perfect. Where they also think they're all part of a gang, even though they would run and hide if you got in their faces. Also where everyone stereotypes others, and uses racial slurrs like they're eachothers names. A school full of hypocritical bitches who all think they're better than eachother. Also where the phrase, "all bark no bite", comes into play because everyone claims they can fight, but actually can't. Pretty much a shit school, yet somehow has high reviews, shocking...
Person 1: "What school do you go to?"
Person 2: "Dominion High School"
Person 1: "Oh so you must be one of those fake bitches"

Dominion Cinema 

The Dominion Cinema, collectively known as "The Dom", is possibly the most over-priced cinema in existence.

Located in Edinburgh (the capital of Scotland, which isn't Glasgow), the Dom boasts to have "The Most Luxurious Seats in Town", this may be true, however the price tag slapped on them might as well slap you in the face. £11 per ticket. In American terms, that's about $20. Nonsense. The seats may be comfortable (Lazy-boy recliners and leather sofas) but the layout of the screen appears to have been designed by a 4 year old with ADHD, on acid; rendering your visit redundant as you can barely see the screen and will have to pay to see the film again at a different cinema.
-Fancy going to the Dominion Cinema?

-Nah, The Dom is shit.
Dominion Cinema by DomSlave October 19, 2010

Dominion variable 

A complex, multi-national algorithm that requantifies statistics based on the needs of the most nefariously inept.
One legged Timmy didn't have a chance in hell at being the worlds fastest man, until his SJW soccer mom petitioned the equality police. After they applied the Dominion variable, One legged Timmy IS the worlds fastest man!