dog dick red 

simple the most amusing yet discusting color of red in existance

i went to the paint store the other day but they didn't have any dog dick red paint

dog dick red by Pimp Shit Nick August 11, 2006

Dog Dick Red 

A very distinctive shade of red that compares to nothing but a dog dick.

When Derrick pulled his pants down Jennifer said ewwwwww it's Dog Dick Red.

Also normally having a baby dick

Dog Dick Red by Real Deal Phil July 8, 2019

Dog dick nothing 

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

Dog dick nothing by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

Dog dick nothing 

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

Dog dick nothing by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

Dog dick licking 

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

Dog dick licking by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022

Dog Dick Cheese Breath 

Someone with stank ass breath.

Kevin has dog dick cheese breath.

Dog Dick Cheese Breath by flippin pham March 23, 2023

Hot dog dick 

A fun new way to play with your wang. You take one ball in each of your hands, and wrap them over and around your dick making what looks like a hotdog. The balls are the bun and the wiener is the wiener.

"Yo bro check out my brain balls!"

"That's cool and all but check out my hot dog dick!"

"That's so rad bro

Hot dog dick by CJ2221 October 28, 2013