Discombobulate 

Confused, messed up, not in place

I'm so discombobulated!
My brain is very discombobulated
These books are very discombobulated

Discombobulate by Sammi Grantham April 17, 2006

Neurological Discombobulation

The act of being totally out of your head and no thoughts can come together properly. i.e. Being Drunk or Stoned

I'm suffering from some severe Neurological Discombobulation after that bowl.

Neurological Discombobulation by Dennis Smith June 25, 2004

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law 

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

Discombobulate 

A simultaneous smack to both ears.

Discombobulate. *proceeds to simultaneously smack both ears*

Discombobulate by Awesomely Radish June 14, 2010

discombobulated

out of order, cracked out, not working properly, contorting, blabbering nonsense, confused, dysfunctional, out of shape and out of mind.

( I took a full pull off the pipe and I was hella discombobulated )

discombobulated by Hirosfca June 12, 2006

Discombobulated

To be utterly and thuroughly confused with no hope of regaining any intelligent cognitive comprehension after being smoked and burnt for 3 or more daze at a time.

Girl, I'll tell you what...huh? I forgot what I was talking about. I'm all kinds of discombobulated. Did that just come out my mouth?...smokey-smokedy-smoked I am, I am. Discombobulated sista!

Discombobulated by MsSissyLaLa March 15, 2010

discombobulated potato siopao fish 

confused lazy white squishy mermaid thing

a pair of discombobulated potato siopao fish walked into the room,

discombobulated potato siopao fish by BellaTaeStanThx August 4, 2020