Dildoism 

The religion of dildos.
We pray to the 18inch dick stick.
Just don't sacrifice anyone to the dildo gods cause that's gay.

"My religion is dildoism"
"Ire please stop this you need fucking help"

Dildoism by Ire the totally not gay person December 2, 2019

dildolism 

The same meaning as dildoism

All her life she had implicit faith in dildolism.

dildolism by lowsense December 9, 2020

Daltonism 

Drinking so much that you perform amazing feats for society’s benefit.

“Did you hear? Daltonism cured racism!”

“I’m gonna perform an act of Daltonism tonight”
“What are you talking about?”
“I’m gonna get super drunk and start vanquishing racism so Obama will finally give me that award!”

Daltonism by Definitions for Dummies February 8, 2021

Dildoism 

A person who acts in a jewish way towards one.

"Only 5 dollars!? That's dildoism!"

Dildoism by Leeanne June 2, 2004

Dilloning 

Process of sharpening a pencil with scissors.

Sharpening a pencil by cutting the tip of the lead with scissors is called "dilloning".

Dilloning by Dillon's of the World: Unite!! August 19, 2013

Dillonus 

The Welsh word for a French fry.

Man, I could really go for some nice Dillonuses after all this sheep farming.

Dillonus by Rockus May 31, 2015

Dillowist 

Someone who is so stupid beyond comprehension and the laws of physics.

That guy must be a dillowist

Dillowist by anon February 26, 2004