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Digby the Basilisk 

Digby the Basilisk is a mythical creature that lives in a series of interconnected tunnels under a school. He feeds on mudbloods and he is excruciatingly inconsistent.
Man: Hey man i think i just saw Digby the Basilisk under the school he was very excruciatingly inconsistent.

Man2: Nah he is a mythical creature that feeds on mudbloods he is not real.

Man: Ohh ok......

Digby the Basilisk: How dare you talk about me, filthy little Mudbloods!

Digby Shot 

A creep shot of a member of the unsuspecting public.
There some flodge on this train, gonna take a Digby Shot

Digby Broon 

Scottish slang term meaning: shit, poop, poo, feces, shite.
"I wouldn't go in there if I were you, someone left a massive digby broon and didnae flush."

"Gee's a minute I need a digby broon."
Digby Broon by JayuMc June 3, 2021

Sir Digby Chicken Caeser 

A hilrious character from the popular tv show "That Mitchell and Webb look".

Sir Digby is a poor man from a rich family who along with his sidekick hobo friend Ginger, set out to save humanity from his arch nemisis, whom is unknown to Sir Digby himself....

Whilst on their quests, the pair pick-pocket, drink, spew, attack people at random if they give off any hint of being Sir Digby's nemisis and causing an utter mess.

After a short introduction to the story, Sir Digby will introduce his episode with a quote such as "On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!" (followed by dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dah de dah de dah de dah dee dahhh!!)
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "The story so far: As usual, Ginger and I are engaged on our quest to find out what the hell is going on and save humanity from my nemesis, some bastard who is presumably responsible!"

Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "I believe we are looking for a menstruating child who is waterproof to a depth of fifty meters!"

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar 

1. A character off of the well known television series "The Mitchell and Webb Look"

2. A poor tramp that comes from a rich family that has to steal joints, beer and cigarettes to live a normal lifestyle

Dirty Digby 

Big man with a huge 12 inch cock fucks a girl into next week. While screaming ryan he then lights his pubes on fire then lights hers on fire.
Damn he did the dirty digby to you
Dirty Digby by caddy1010101 September 7, 2021