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detroit beach, michigan 

Heroin capital of Michigan. Detroit beach, like surrounding woodland beach and all the other beaches near it are home to the largest heroin addiction within the Midwest.

Often times, the residents are also pedophiles which is apparent due to the local sex offender registry. The average person has ten kids with ten different people and at least twelve needles spread throughout the floor of their home at any given time.

The population consists of more drug addicts than people,including dogs and the drug addicted fish in the lake from all the needle disposals.

Also home to the largest party slut population in the county, even rivaling the likes of Newport.
Tim : Yeah I went out to Detroit beach, michigan the other day, was going to swim but there were needles scattered like land mines all up and down the sand

Bob : Oh what a shock, somebody would probably molest your kids too out that way

Detroit Smash 

it's when you fuck someone and take all their

money
Detroit Smash by Bigred55 October 2, 2019
Close your eyes and picture everything you now about Gotham city; now visit Detroit, Michigan. Now open your eyes... (lock your car)
detroit by BdDaBomb May 27, 2016

Detroit on the Delaware 

Reference to Philadelphia's location and status as the nation's second largest burned out ghetto/city. Detroit is clearly the reigning champion of ghettoness.
Chad - I'm going to Philly on business next week.

Brad - Be sure and take body armor...they don't call it Detroit on the Delaware for nothing.

Detroit Gas Chamber

An American made automobile that has childproof electric door and window locks that prevent the occupants from rolling the windows down or escaping the car once the driver has let a massive fart.
Dude, I need to find out who in our squad ratted me out on cheating on the History test last week. Bro, we will pick the squad up tonight after school in my car, go on a long ride, lock the doors and windows, then I will fart and we will then begin the questioning in the "Detroit Gas Chamber". Someone will talk..they always do.

detroit fireplace 

A fire started with pallet wood in a burn barrel thats been cut in half.

Ventilation holes in the sides made with a pickaxe are optional.

Invented due to the fact Detroit is Sarejevo compared to, well, Sarejevo.
1: You guys wanna fire up the detroit fireplace tonight? I got pallets!

2: Man, its cold! Who let the detroit fireplace burn out?
detroit fireplace by reemusk November 19, 2010