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Dassie is a type of girl that reminds you of a bagel but she is still your number one best friend/ donut. She has many amazing talents, such as, fashion. She will cut up your Barbies for free and practice her unique fashion talent on them. Even though she is forgetful (specifically of presents you buys her) she is a keeper. Once you meet a Dassie, never let go.
Who is that amazing girl over there? It must be a Dassie!
Dassie by Tarise 🤍 September 23, 2020
Related Words
dessie Dessie G destiel dessert Deskie dossier despie Dassie dessi Desserped
A short nap enjoyed under your desk in your office
"I was so tired at work this morning, so i took a mid-afternoon deskiesta an felt a lot better"
Deskiesta by mo-yo December 29, 2006
A despie, or desperatem is a usually female roleplaying character that concerns herself only with obtaining a boyfriend, by any means necessary. They often purposely injur themselves for attention or flirt outrageously with whatever male character they come across single or not.

There are male despies but they aren't really thought of as despies since there are usually very few male rp characters and often the female characters will rush to him to become his love interest. Despies will often ask for someone to rolplay their significant other before beginning the roleplay. The thing that most people go by is that they have a perfect character.

Despie rolplayers are also known for their horrible spelling skills and single word postings. They are most commonly found in high school roleplays, but sadly, this disease has spread to a wide variety of roleplay topics. They can also be refered to as Mary Sues (Perfect female), Gary Sues (Perfect Male), and n00bs.

There are many ways to recognize a despie, but these are the more common ones:

1.They describe precisely how good they look - their clothes, hair, features, etc. (Virtually, they describe and embellish on their physical features to attract a mate.)

2. They use words like "sparkling," "dazzling," "enchanting," etc. to describe themselves.

3. They describe their bust/six-packs very vividly.

4. They describe themselves as especially pretty or handsome.

5. They are described wear trendy and/or sexy clothing.

6. They have really nice hair in a trendy style.

7. They describe themselves as physically fit, slender, curvy and/or with the appearance of a celebrity.

8. They are the most popular guy/girl in school.

9. They are the best looking.

10. They are the captain of the cheerleading squad/star sports player.

11. They drive a hot car. (One that is considered very expensive/popular.)

12. They are very wealthy. (This is shown by what they wear and/or the type of car they drive. Unless, of course, they stole these things...)

13. They advertise that they are single and looking and/ or ask other characters if they can be their G/F or B/F.

14. When they do get a boy/girlfriend, they kiss him/her every post or so as if to show the world that they finally got some...

If you are still confused and need other ways to recognize a despie, it is advised that you go to Google.com and type in "despie". Hopefully that will help. If you are a roleplayer, please remember that experienced/literate/senior roleplayers avoid despies like the plague. Please keep the world's roleplaying boards entertaining by not becoming a despie. Despie-tism is a fun sucker...
Female Despie:

Jessica is 16 and wearing Hollister jeans that are a torn and a white "wife beater" from Abercrombie. she has on white stilettos and her hair is straight and goes past her shoulders. She smiled and her perfect straight white teeth which are shown because of her tan skin. she is very pretty and wealthy since she is and Abercrombie model. she has a lot of Abercrombie & Hollister clothes, but she also shops for Gucci, Prada, Chanel, and Louis Vuitton. Toni owns a bronze 2006 hummer that she drives every were. she was very popular.

Male Despie:

kyle,18, stepped out of his Lambirgini parked infront of the highschool. as he walked into the school he smiled at anyone ho walked past and of course they smiled back. who wouldn't? he was very handsome with brwon hair and green eyes with a dazaling smile. he wore baggy jeans and a white muscle tee that showed his six pack and muscles. he was the captain of the baseball and football team and singlhandedly led those teams to victory evety year. everyone loved him. all teh girls where hot 4 him. singl and looking. (post to be g/f or crush, plz)
despie by Kumashe September 7, 2008

The Crème Brulee Dessert 

You are in the wilderness with your lady. You build a nice, romantic fire to keep her warm and hand her a beer. She cuddles in for warmth. You accept and cuddle back. You are not romantic, this is a set up for an monumental Crème Brule (burnt cream) Dessert.

As she feels warm and loved, you use this to your advantage and push for BJ by the aptly roaring fire. She cannot say no and begins to blow you like a Missouri tornado. As soon as you are about to bust, you pull out without telling her and unleash a thick, healthy splattering if jizz all over her face. Before she can do anything, you grab her head and hold it as close to the fire as you can so as to not burn her but rather for the jizz to gently harden over her face. Once she has been glazed over, you pull her away for the fire, let her cool a moment and gently tap the hardened jizz glaze on her face with your dick, not unlike a crème brule with a spoon.

Note – this does not have to be done with a fire, you can also use a radiator, hot plate, etc.
So I was with Mindy the other night. Took her out past Old Bear Road and down by Brawny Creek. Had a cooler full of Millers and started a nice campfire to get her twatt a soppin’. Worked like a charm. Next thing you know, she is sucking me off like a white collar criminal doing hard time with murderers. Well, I pull out my cock and drop a mother load of bag yogurt all over her unsuspecting face. Before she has a chance, I grab her, hold her close to the fire and glaze that jizz over her gub until it forms a nice little crust. Then I pulled her away to let her cool and tapped that crust with my cock till it cracked, like a fancy ass The Crème Brulee Dessert.

Dessertification 

When you slurp banana pudding out of your partner's anus.
When I used the Dessertification position on your Mom, she mooed like a cow!
Dessertification by KennyLing January 23, 2017

dessimated 

when you break your ancles in 10 different ways
Kimmy K put on 6 inch high heels and totally just dessimated! You should have seen it!
dessimated by Ham Slice February 26, 2017