Dentist 

an asshole that no one likes except for their mothers. its even worse if you have one that doesnt wear a mouth gard thing because then they breathe all over you and where they breathe turns white and dies because of malaria. then they shove a bill in your face but you say fu-- then they bitch slap you and inject you with pain killers before you can finish saying fuck you. then when youre knocked out or in lala land they either forge your signature or steal your money or throw you in the industrial size meat grinder and feed your remains to their little demon kids that they never stop bitching about.

dentist:my kids have wings and red skin but no penis!

dude:fuck you *punches dentist in face and knees him in balls*

dentist:that didnt hurt

Dentist by fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck November 18, 2006

dentist 

an asshole whos gay and loves making you throw up by sticking sharp tools down your thoat then he/her takes more sharp objects and pokes your teeth wich hurts and then charges you money for it you go in with bad teeth you come out with ok teeth but they make you were braces for a long time and when your teeth finally look strait they're all retarded and say "you can go for another year"so they tighten your braces and and you give them $500

dentist: hi there let me tighten your braces and stick sharp objects down your thoat so you can bleed inside won't that be fun

me: no fuc--- *grabs and throws on chair*

dentist: now let me see ah let me take this knife and stab your teeth to fuck

me: you fucking basterd *kicks knife out of hand* now what bitch

dentist: all is well i have more

me: *kicks balls punches face and knees in balls again*

dentist: that didn't hurt there's nothing there*dentist yells proudly* (it's a man to)

dentist by fuck my dentist November 20, 2006

dentist 

the person to whom you pay a visit when your teeth are misbehaving and are giving you loadsa pain.
many people are scared of going to the dentist, probably due to large number of whirring, drilling, scraping and poking that goes on.
personally, i'm not scared of my dentist, as it is my mum. actually, scrap that, i'm VERY scared of my dentist BECAUSE it's my mum.....

no, honestly mum, my teeth are FINE...

dentist by parlez January 30, 2005

dentist 

the scary man who licks your teeth until they bleed

the dentist wants to take my babee teethees

dentist by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

dentist 

A person who "eats" with someone else's teeth.

Im a dentist, I earn my money fixing teeth

dentist by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008

dentist 

Cruel person who should be known as a "Gaggist". They love to stick strange tools down your throat to gag you.

That stupid Gaggist shoved a huge metal fluoride tray in my mouth. I gagged and vomited all over the place.

dentist by Master Tonberry January 4, 2005

dentist 

A person who enjoys sticking his hands down many peoples throats a day, and shuving big shiney tools in there too to make him look important.

Me:*cough cought*Splutter*cough cough*
Dentist dude: Stop moving
Drill: *BUZZZZZZZZZZ......*

dentist by Lenni July 22, 2008