Dan the panini man
Dan the panini man by DanThePaniniMan May 25, 2020
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coppa dan is the man
Casey: I just got pulled over by that police officer and given a fine
Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man
Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man
coppa dan is the man by Tobeamilfistoliveaneasylife October 21, 2020
Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man
When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.
So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!
Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man by CountDisco October 22, 2012
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man
A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man by QDooog September 11, 2006
Dirty Dan the Democratic Deflowering Man
A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.
Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.
Dirty Dan the Democratic Deflowering Man by Sigma Sigma Sigma August 29, 2004
Dan the Manned
This is my way of describing someone who got knocked out cold in a fight. It's a nod to the popular Halfbrick Studios game Dan the Man, in which players can deliver a slow-motion knockout on their opponents.
Dan the Manned by Cre8vKnuckledraggr March 5, 2019