daffodilitis 

Daffodilitis is a growing concern today among many people. Daffodilitis has a wide range of symptoms and many, many cases, but basically it can be defined as one being unable to perform or act with courage and pride and a desire to not look like a complete and total wussy. Most cases are usually accompanied by some sort of blame to take away from the fact that they're complete failures; performing in a very unmanly fashion.

Jeff: "Hey, why isn't anyone working out today?"
Nevada: "Because they've all been stricken with daffodilitis."

Nevada: "Hey what's wrong? Why are you wearing those gloves?"
Leroy: "Because I might hurt my hands."
Nevada: "Sounds like a case of daffodilitis to me."

daffodilitis by Nevada January 26, 2006

duffed 

to demolish, destroy , beat down, kill, or win against an oppenent

you just got duffed!

duffed by R Sprizzle March 24, 2008

daffern 

People with this last name are known for their excellent sense of style regarding lawn maintenance. They are ferns. They speak. All I hear are da ferns. You can see them in the wild by their significant red hair. Brown haired Daffern's however are not to be trusted and will bring bad luck upon your family.

Why are Daffern's on our lawn

daffern by BigBadBrunB December 10, 2016

Tarantula on a Daffodil 

1.When a girl doesn't shave her va jj for many weeks
2. Letting a forest grow on the ladies lower region.

After playing tetter tot with Juan's rental, Dee decided to give everybody in the parking lot a show by exposing her va jj. She didn't realize it was a Tarantula on a Daffodil day.....and was later embarassed.

Tarantula on a Daffodil by Johnny Small Hands September 13, 2012

Daffyd

Daffyd Thomas believes to be the only gay in his village, in a way he knows there is other gay people, but refuses to believe it.

Daffyd: It's lonly being the only gay in the village...

Daffyd by Hado-Ken December 30, 2004

Daffodils 

I love daffodils.

I wanna take you somewhere so you know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
I brought you daffodils in a pretty string
But they won't flower like they did last spring
And I wanna kiss you, make you feel alright
I'm just so tired to share my nights
I wanna cry and I wanna love
But all my tears have been used up

Daffodils by I still wanna wife u up April 25, 2022

daffodils 

Synonym for Doctor Death March, a.k.a. Modafinil.

Pass those daffodils or I'll pass out at the wheel. There's still 200 miles until we get to Burning Man.

daffodils by rainbow coma February 6, 2009