sugar crisp 

When pussy juice is left on your penis too long and gets crusty

"I haven't had a shower after nailing that chick and now my dick's all sugar crisp"

sugar crisp by Mengi January 17, 2017

Sofa Crisp 

A long lost crisp which had not seen the light until you began to take your sofa apart looking for your change you've dropped, your keys or your phone. The Sofa Crisp's are usually Soft, soggy texture yet dry and crunchy and very dull in flavour.

"Ooo a Sofa Crisp"

"What does it taste like?"

"Soggy and crap."

Sofa Crisp by Kaneeeee July 11, 2012

Crisp. White. Sheets. 

What You DONT Put Your Dirty Boots On.

Matias Torres: HE WALKED ALL OVER IT WITH HIS DIRTY BOOTS, OVER THE CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS. OF MY BED I HAD JUST MADE!

Crisp. White. Sheets. by fwefff May 22, 2023

not on my side of the crisp packet 

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

not on my side of the crisp packet by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019

slim crisp 

adj.- "Having a sleak/slender appearance while simultaneously looking very neat or proper". The word carries a very fashion forward context and also implies an undeniable sexiness.

Person 1: "Did you see Ryan Seacrest's suit on American Idol last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he was lookin' slim crisp!"

slim crisp by Jaybone69 March 11, 2011

Super Crisp 

Hungover. More hungover than just crisp. Unable to do anything and feeling sick from the drinking of the night before.

I am super crisp, we are staying in and watching movies all day.

Super Crisp by Diva8 September 16, 2014

Sweet as a crisp 

Bloody sweet, like a crisp..

That sofa is sweet mate. Sweet as a crisp!!

Sweet as a crisp by Weather Man Marto June 30, 2018