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Cornelius Nuts 

A large and unquantifiable specimen who feasts upon chicken parmigiana when others are in need, cries in manly times, tap dances to Signfield music, his mother’s milkshake brings him to the yard, and when he doesn’t like other people’s opinions, he mutes them in real life.
Look at that jolly Cornelius Nuts, feasting upon that chicken parmigiana.
Cornelius Nuts by Sue Tupp September 24, 2018

Cornelius 

A Cornelius is a question asker.
Maurice, nigga, what is you talking about? From Cornelius
Cornelius by Tyreeg00n April 2, 2019

Cornelia Street 

The best song on Taylor Swift’s album ‘Lover’. It can be interpreted in many ways but to put it simply it’s for the girls who say they are done but continue to go back. The girls that know true heartbreak in a love that was once good.
“what’s the best T-Swizzle song?”

“Cornelia Street.”
Cornelia Street by anonymous April 3, 2022

Cornelius 

Cornelius: a name typically stereotyped or given definition by persons not named Cornelius; who have never met a Cornelius; or who are jealous they are not a Cornelius. A Cornelius and his corresponding lifestyle can be used to profound and lasting effect, as no one ever forgets meeting or sharing a memory with a Cornelius. A Cornelius’ magnetic, effervescent and fearless persona is generally a product of having survived a lifetime of name abuse at the hands of blandly named, high-fiving d-bags named Mike, Phil, Steve and/or Rob. Cornelius’ generally enjoy expectations because they never disappoint. Little can also be done to stop a Cornelius once he starts talking, drinking, smoking, fighting, yelling and schmoozing, and rest assured, if you’ve made to back to Cornelius’ home after having met one, you’ve already made up your mind to make him breakfast.
Tiffany: So, I met this guy last night and the only way I could get him to shut up was to sleep with him.

Gisel: Was his name Cornelius?
Cornelius by Mr. Dam July 14, 2010

CORNELIATIOUS 

LOOKING LIKE OR SEEMING TO LOOK LIKE SOMEONE NAMED CORNELIUS.
THAT JACKASS JOE WAS LOOKING SO CORNELIATIOUS LAST NIGHT.
CORNELIATIOUS by JIMMY III III November 5, 2022

Cornelia 

A hot blonde who gives every guy a camel toe. Total hottie that every guy wants to bang. Cornelia's have super sexy bodies and can pull of any clothes, but best without any. They are tall and lean and are excellent kissers. Best person to tell secrets too and to ask for advice
Guy 1: Who's you hook up with?
Guy 2: This super hot chick who knows her ways in bed. She must be Cornelia
Cornelia by udfreakforevaandeva January 12, 2013