Duncan Construction

The business owned by the most famous noncelebrity soundboard prank of all time.

On Youtube there are easily a thousand videos of soundboard calls using Frank, the owner of Duncan Construction.

Duncan Construction. This is Frank how'r yew?

Awwww fuggew yew stewpid cawksucker.

Duncan Construction by Styxhexenhammer November 28, 2009

Road Construction 

Road construction is a team sport, usually played by only one team. The object of the game is to place as many orange cones on the road for as long as possible. The sport attracts a variety of spectators usually arriving by vehicle in the earlier mornings and in the late afternoons. The sport can also be coupled with a game of Detour. In the game of Detour, the fans are given a series of complicated directions to follow with one critical piece of information missing. The object of the game of Detour is to determine this critical piece of information.

1. Hey Bob, I'll be watching the Road Construction this morning so I'll be late to work.

2. Yeah, sorry I'm late. Detour lasted a lot longer than expected. They gave us some really tough clues.

Road Construction by bob123456789123456789 October 2, 2008

arniverous construct 

Your left big toe.

Dammit! I think I just broke my arniverous construct!

arniverous construct by Mr. Shazbot May 18, 2004

construction season 

The time of year when it seems like every main road or side street is undergoing some sort of roadway construction. The fixing of potholes, trimming of branches, or (personal favorite) middle of the road guy in a manhole doing god knows what, are typical of construction season.

Getting to the beach was a bitch today, fuckin construction season is in full force!

I didn't even realize construction season was around the corner till they marked up my street with paint.

construction season by misanthropic guest speaker March 12, 2009

Constructive Criticism 

Something almost everyone on the internet unfortunately lacks.

There's a reason why I'm barely online considering how constructive criticism is a rare thing on the web.

Constructive Criticism by CelticEagle February 11, 2019

Social Constructionism 

Using your sociological imagination to completely bullshit your final paper for a sociology graduate student that doesn't understand what he or she is teaching.

Using social constructionism, I passed my sociology course!

Social Constructionism by bewarnecke_00 December 18, 2014

Construction Anxiety 

“Construction Anxiety” is a condition that comes from seeing orange and white caution cones everywhere you go. The overuse of these cones and all the construction going on around you is enough to cause this disorder.

Chase was driving and sees yet ANOTHER construction area with the orange and white cones. This sends his construction anxiety up to a level of epic proportions. The stop and go, slow down, right lane closed, traffic jams are more than he can take!

Construction Anxiety by Julesheart September 21, 2023