constable 

noun. (a.k.a) cunt stubble. a constable is a one-day old shaved pussy.

bro1: sup with the raw scratch on your face bro?
bro2: just gave head to chanel for lunch, you should have see her constable...ouch!
bro1: damn bro...

constable by Pace the race November 20, 2011

confeatable 

comfortable

i am feeling confeatable

confeatable by dexter coffman February 27, 2009

Confusably 

adj. describing something in such a manner that its comprehension is very limited.

Sally was late to the party because my directions were written confusably.

Confusably by cfmurraytime June 24, 2010

jack constable 

A fat idiot that never shuts the fuck up and always talks about train. He attends the Robert Napier School and has only one friend.

person 1: Have you seen Jack Constable?
person 2: Can I see him? How can I miss him?

jack constable by anonymous420911 January 19, 2019

Ruby Constable 

hottie, someone of high status and a gyatt.

you're so Ruby Constable core!

Ruby Constable by BarackObama69 September 6, 2023

Constable Charming 

An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.

Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.

Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!

Constable Charming by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

CFL - constable for life! 

CFL - Constable For Life; a police constable who elects to remain a constable; not wanting to take on higher titles, i.e Sergeant, Supervisor, Inspector, Chief; preferring to work in the trenches, saying NO to a white shirt position; never forgetting where he came from; what made him!

"CFL - constable for life!"

Sergeant: "are you going to move up the law enforcement ladder any time soon there 20 yr medal"?

Constable: "nah, I'm good at what I do, enforcing the law, putting bad guys where they belong...

Sergeant: "sounds like you're part of the; CFL - constable for life"

Constable: "part of it; hell I'm the founder of it; besides, it would cut into my favourite past time of collecting shoulder flashes"! Besides, you need me to make you look good Sergeant"!

Sergeant: "boys will be boys; you're right though, I need you to keep making me look good; you truly are a 20 year medal worth keeping around"! CFL - constable for life

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CFL - constable for life! by winnipegdude March 13, 2013