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Clipboard of Power 

A derogatory term for the petty bureaucrat's badge of office. It is held close to the chest and carries papers with information that is jealously guarded. It allows access to sensitive areas and gives the bearer authority to pry into the work being done by others. Often used for micromanagement and the application of "bureaucracy gone mad".
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Clipboard Whistle

Someone who takes charge or likes to boss others around. Someone who needs a lot of structure. Such as a coach does. Hence, clipboard whistle.
"Easy there Clipboard Whistle", no need to over plan this.
Clipboard Whistle by vbjunkie October 24, 2008

clipboard surfer 

"The boss's nephew is so lame he couldn't be anything but the clipboard surfer."
clipboard surfer by geezitron November 13, 2009

clipboard holder

At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.
When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!
clipboard holder by elle3000 February 5, 2012

Clipboard Latino 

A Latino or Latina who betrays their own people by siding with a political party that works against their people's safety and self interest. Someone who counts his own people on a clipboard on behalf on some other social group.
He is advocating for killing migrants at the border. A clipboard Latino. No doubt he will be holding a clipboard when he counts us as we are being loaded onto the ICE vans and taken away or shot on sight.
Clipboard Latino by Starbum May 25, 2022

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here. 

when you are really bored that you click on one of the tips in gboard and look it up in urban dictionary
Guy: hmm, what's this? "Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here." I, for no reason what so ever, am going to look this up in urban dictionary

wet clipboard

When a girl is sucking your dick and she puts her teeth on your cock and keep going while biting.
My girl gave me a wet clipboard last night and my dick fell off.