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Chops At Chili’s 

A Chop (a.k.a. Mooks or Spliff Bowls) is a tobacco and weed combo smoked out of a bong, chops are a piece of white culture and when mixed with dinner at Chili’s they become the peak of white culture. Chop’s at Chili’s started in a Chili’s parking lot in central New Hampshire and go best with a day of skiing or any sort of traditionally (but not exclusively) Caucasian activity done in the mountains. Post or pre hiking “Chops at Chili’s” are another classic take on the cultural classic.
Hey man you heading up to Loon?
Yeah think we’re gonna stop in Tilton for some Chops at Chili’s.

Oh betttt, gotta get right for a trip to the mountain.

Law's Theory of Chess References 

Law's Theory of Chess References has two main points.

1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.

“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”

“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”

“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”

Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”

2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."

Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
"Yet another substitution, Yes, it has become a chess match, " and the Color Commentator again paid homage to Law's Theory of Chess References before the 3rd quarter.

It's just a chess

Said when someone is being rage baited. The fact that this phrase does not make sense has the possibility to ragebait the person even more
It's just a chess by P0RK CH0P March 25, 2026

thunder cross split attack 

Thunder Cross Split Attack is the ultimate hamon technique as used by Dire from part 1 in jjba. To use thunder cross split attack, one must cross their arms in an X formation. It is the perfect balance of attack and defence and is the perfect strategem.
Dio: Wryyy! You think you can beat me with such sleepy movements?

Dire: You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!
Speedwagon: Incredible! By crossing his arms he can attack while keeping his guard up! It's a perfect strategem!
Straizo: No fighter has escaped it.

cross streaming 

The ultimate bond of brotherhood. To guys pee at the same time and try cross streams with each other. The ability for them to pee in front of each other resembles ultimate trusts in each other. The bond formed is stronger then the bond between Siamese twins.
Boy 1: Hey mate should we try cross streaming
Boy 2: Jeez, I don’t know if I’m ready for that type of commitment yet!

chess simp 

When you don’t take the queen in a game of chess even though the opportunity is obvious. Done out of 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑐 for women.
Term first coined by the Trash Taste podcast, when they held their chess tournament arc.
Chess Noob: “Why didn’t they take the queen?”
Chess Expert: “My child, they’re a chess simp.”
Chess Noob: “Ah, I see.”
chess simp by The Peanuts King August 25, 2020