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Chevy (Noun) A Brand of cars/trucks that that breaks down often and is very unreliable, But some people decide to continue to push them around town. If you have a Chevy you might want to make sure that you have a friend with a Ford so that he/she can tow you home so that you don't have to push it.

Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles On Long Extended Trips
Matt's Chevy is broken down on the side of the road or, my mom owns a 01' Chevy suburban its got a coolant leak, a idle problem that causes it to die, and the heater doesn't work.
chevy by Brandon 460 March 11, 2007
The only American made pickup truck with a heated tailgate *this way your friends' hands dont get cold when they push you in the snow*
"Wow mike look at those failures, they drive a chevy"
"yeah bob, i'm glad i dont have to push your FORD like that"
Chevy by Matt November 23, 2004
you know on a quiet night if you listen real closely you can hear a chevy rustin away
PAW:well ethel it sounds like that chevy is rustin away again
ETHEL:yep
PAW:i knew i shoulda got that ford
chevy by ford lover April 6, 2004
new battery 73$

new tranny 500$

new motor 1000$

cost of stolen stereo due to crappy locks 900$

wishing it would burst into flames=priceless
my brothers trans am/camero made in 1981
chevy by CHRYSLER MAN July 26, 2004
Couldnt handle enough vehicle yet
Tommy couldnt handle a ford so he bought a chevy.
Chevy by chris November 6, 2004
Lets make a bad car and call it a Chevy, and dress it up with a bow tie so rednecks buy it!
Chevy by Fordpowerbitches May 15, 2008