caveman 

If your friend fills all the below criteria he could well be a caveman. He may only use the name caveman if:

He is tall man with long hair a moustache and a bit of a beard, who's real initials are usually R O.

He is often compared to Jay off the inbetweeners.

He enjoys listening to a wide variety of music and has a love for Johnny Cash.

He often wares a 36 crazyfists t shirt.

He likes to whip his hair back and forth.

He enjoys the occasional alcohol beverage.

His mothers name begins with a T.

He often uses vile and insulting language.

yo guys did you see caveman head bang last night his hair knocked someones eye out.

i fingered a dutch girl and she shit down my arm.

caveman by hellohelloehloo February 20, 2011

Caveman 

A person with a big ass nose

Nick: Damn Analisa, why yo ass look like caveman!
Analisa: You're so mean!

Caveman by OFK December 2, 2017

Caveman 

Someone rolling so hard that they take on the appearance and behavior of a cave person. This may include:
1. scratching yourself
2. having a lazy eye
3. going cross eyed completely
4. bumping into strangers, and angering them in the process
5. pouring water onto strangers
6. missing your mouth when trying to drink and in turn, soaking yourself
7. hugging strangers
8. swinging arms wildly when walking
9. sticking your hands down your pants for extended periods of time
10. losing the ability to speak english, instead words come out slurred
11. embarrassing your friends

"I can't even be around Nick right now, he's being such a caveman!"

Caveman by kateleigh November 26, 2009

caveman 

A Neanderthal, an earlier form of the homo sapiens species. Evolved eventually into what we are today. Characterized by a sloping forehead and an overhanging brow. Normally remains are found in northern regions.

Tait Sougstad resembles a caveman, with his sloping forehead and overhanging brow. But he is still sexy.

caveman by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

caveman 

dude found everyware in kitchener but usually downtown with dreads and a black paint stained coat. severe drinking problem. wicked with the guitar and lots of other shyt

caveman, give me back my wallet

caveman by jay November 9, 2003

Caveman 

A guy or girl that has way too much hair! Any hair...and everywhere! also can describe a woman who is manly and much too muscular!

Guy 1- "Dang! Look at that caveman!"
Guy 2- "She needs to freaking shave! Look at that back hair!"

Caveman by Samily April 12, 2008

caveman 

Some may say obsessed workaholic, business empire builder that is ALWAYS in his office. May be surrounded by all forms of communication technology, but cannot be reached.

He’s in his cave building his empire, but eventually this caveman will call, pick-up the phone, email, text, send a letter or even be spotted on the town or in a community meeting or more rarely show up at someone’s doorstep.

caveman by BrettTruett January 22, 2006