Catullus 16

When yo girl makes you so angry, you want to “Catullus 16” her.

*Catullus 16, which says, “I will sodomize and face-fuck you”

Girl: “Babe, how come you won’t take me on a date?”
Guy: “Shut up before I give you the good ol’ Catullus 16”

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catflap commando

A gay man. A male homosexual, possibly french. Or at least half. Half french that is - he is 100% gay.

Harriet: That Chris Hughes is such a gay
Phyllis: Indeed. One might say he is a catflap commando

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EEEW! That new kitty chow made Pig have major catulence!

catulence by TandG December 19, 2010

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It’s like confused but only for cats

Whenever we move their pet beds around, our cat always looks catfused.

Catfused by KiksTre November 10, 2022

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Dayam, she's such a catflap. She did me AND my boyfriend.

catflap by LadyLazarus August 2, 2004

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vb - to fill the cap of an Absolut Citron bottle with room-temperature vodka and drink from it.

n - a full cap of Absolut Citron

"man, I was totally about to capful that chick, you bellend"

"Capfuls all around, especially for you, coz you're planet(?)"

capful by DFWmother December 3, 2005

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A vehicle that is occupied by two or more douchebags.

Hey have you seen Sandy?

Yeah, she's over next to that cafuladouche.

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