When yo girl makes you so angry, you want to “Catullus 16” her.

*Catullus 16, which says, “I will sodomize and face-fuck you”
Girl: “Babe, how come you won’t take me on a date?”
Guy: “Shut up before I give you the good ol’ Catullus 16”
by John Kagzynski February 25, 2021
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