Carl 

really fucking gay for cars. total sex noob

"Did you just see Carl sit on his car's fucking gearstick"

Carl by kinda_gay_george January 23, 2020

Carl 

Carl is relentless like a honey badger and loves his jam. He often talks in incomplete sentences and is known for phrases such as: "Jamtastic!"; "if it's not jam its marmalade"; and, his most famous quote "you've been badgered".

Carl get away from that girl you relentless honey badger!

Individual: I'm off to the shop
Carl: Dont forget my Jam!

Carl by Ireadabookonce May 16, 2020

Carl 

Nother word for cock

Man, I gotta fat-ass carl.

Carl by Sammmmmmy69 May 10, 2019

Carl 

A stone cold motha fuckin pimp that only got 2 things on his mind get money and fuck bitches the rest is all irealivant

Damn dont fuck with nigga carl

Carl by Chilla99292 October 16, 2008

Carl 

Carl Brutananadilewski lives next door to the Aqua Teens. He is a great fan of classic rock. He loves the New York Giants. He truly enjoys watching and downloading porn. He loves to order hot wings, jalapeños, and beer till he farts blood. His neatly cut lawn, pool, car, and probably his entire house is always being invaded or trashed by Meatwad or Shake or even Frylock. His situation could be compared to Squidward from Spongebob for Carl does not like his neighbors and is annoyed by them but he simply cannot see himself living elsewhere. Poor Carl is constantly being hurt or even killed by unfortunate circumstances such as being shot in the chest with a flaming arrow by Ted Nugent. In the end though Carl is just Carl.

He may very well be the greatest character ever to be created.

Carl: No! L-L-L-L-ook at my hair! SEXY ROCKIN A LITTLE HARDER NOW YEAAHHH!

boom damn ba doo doo! boom damn ba doo! boom boom DAM!
(SOLO)
WIDELEEEEEE WAAHHHH

WIDELEEE WIDELLEE WIDDEELLEE WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Old Broad: Oh baby, that's rockin!

Carl: Yeah...yeah...I wrote that. it's called i wanna rock your body (till the break of dawn)

Old Broad: That's beautiful. It's like poetry.

Carl by sirloin December 30, 2008

Carl 

Carl is the true god of this realm. He watches over all of the peasants and makes sure the world is peaceful. Is a vileplume and also is owned by Alphaaaaaaaaa.

Man I sure love Carl.

Carl by AllHailCarl November 22, 2018

Carl 

A person who will do anything just to gain attention.
Oftentimes no one wants to be friends with him.
He is annoying and clueless about anime.

I hate Carl. Honestly! He is annoying!

Carl by Cat Intensifies January 27, 2020