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death of carnie

death of carnie is a chronicle of destruction, both physical and moral, that forms between two rival families in the wake of a cataclysmic event that transforms the world into a land of scavengers for whom every day is a struggle for survival.

it has been said that the series is loosely based upon the life and food-based struggles of Carnie Wilson, former big fatty of 80's music act Wilson Phillips (who was once large but now is not and sings Christmas carols about the benefits and risks of gastric bypass surgery {christmas with carnie}).
And it was foretold that the death of Carnie would come when the big fatty who shared his namesake, Carnie Wilson, would clobber him with a garbage can and steal his prized turkey carcass, devouring it in front of his frail twitching body as he lay dying.
death of carnie by Jorge Asada December 31, 2007
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candied hair 

Female pubic hair that is wet with desire.
He gently caressed my candied hair while nibbiling my nipples.
candied hair by poop2019 April 2, 2012

kick the cannism 

The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.
Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.
kick the cannism by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

go cannibal my hannibal 

This describes a comical request for a blow job.
Ben Dover requested Wonda Wonderpig to go cannibal my Hannibal!

Canned coochie 

Refers to the meme including squidward at the store of an edit of him saying “canned coochie”
Theme:superstore

Gary: yo bro do you think they have canned choochie?!
Flin:what’s that??
Gary:the meme of squidward saying canned coochie!!
Flin:uhm...sure bro
Canned coochie by Teddybomb93 July 25, 2019
Lowland Scots for 'cannot', i.e. not Scots slang for 'cannot'.
"Dinnae fash yersel' if ye cannae make it the night, Shug"
Cannae by Polmental September 3, 2016