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bumped off 

The mafia term for taking a target out.
Tony was bumped off today, lets not shed no more blood.

bumped into 

To meet someone accidentally -- past tense, as opposed to just "bump into".
My friend and I, being avid tennis players, bumped into each other when visiting the local courts.

Bumped junk 

When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.
" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."

" Ya right, you wished it would."
Bumped junk by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009

Bumped the kerb 

When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
Bumped the kerb by Butler069 September 23, 2016

Bumped Shoulders 

as I walked into a bar, I bumped shoulders with my husband.

bumped cats 

Watching mud wrestling matches on pay-per-view got Sheila and Naomi so wet, they bumped cats all night long.
bumped cats by addmykaaa August 21, 2009