Brooking Yourself 

When you get turned on, and you touch yourself. Sometimes you get turned on and you can't always depend on someone else. So handle it yourself. As heard on One Tree Hill.

I saw you brooking yourself. It was the weirdest moment of my life.

Brooking Yourself by Lissie A. April 25, 2006

Broading 

When you and your friends go out solely for the purpose of picking up girls.

Man, I haven't been laid in a while. Let's go broading.

Broading by I like broads July 3, 2010

Brooming 

To clean a floor with a broom by removing dirt, dust, food particles, etc. Also known as sweeping.

"Where's the broom? I've got to broom the floor."

"You mean sweep the floor?"

"No! You mop with a mop, you broom with a broom! I've got to do some brooming!"

Brooming by Strawberry ShortCult October 17, 2008

rectal brooming 

To poke, prod, or otherwise attempt to insert the handle of a broom or mop (or any cylindrical object of the appropriate size, e.g., a flashlight) into the rectum.

This apparently is a hazing procedure that recently came to light in a story from Arizona in which two boys (aged 18 and 19 years old) were accused of performing "rectal brooming" on 18 middle school boys aged 11 to 15. Apparently, the victims' clothes remained on during the assualt. These charges were originally classified as felony sexual assualt, and later downgraded to a misdemeanor. The current spin is that the incidents were a hazing gone wrong. One of the boys charged is the son of a prominent politician and is a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, giving this incident widespread recognition and debate.

rectal brooming by T Grimes April 24, 2006

Brobdingrag 

Brobdingrag is the correct spelling of Brobdingnag as originally intended by a fictional Lemuel Gulliver in the manuscript so published.

In Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift, Gulliver wrote a letter following the fictional initial publication that is used as a preface in the version actually published under Swift. Though the letter deals mostly with Gulliver's frustration at the behavior of humanity as that of Yahoos, he also makes a brief aside:

Indeed I must confess, that as to the people of Lilliput, Brobdingrag (for so the word should have been spelt, and not erroneously Brobdingnag), and Laputa, I have never yet heard of any Yahoo so presumptuous as to dispute their being, or the facts I have related concerning them; because the truth immediately strikes every reader with conviction.

Brobdingrag by ssrrr123 August 24, 2011

Brooning

Two hetrosexual males (bros) lying down together on their sides (spooning) for nothing more than a bit of company and comfort.

Dave: Man I'm so tired.
Rick: Me too brah.
Dave: Fancy a spot of brooning old chap?
Rick: Oh for shizzly, just don't tell my wife, she wouldn't understand.

Brooning by 8007H August 22, 2012

witch brooming

To consume varying amounts of Acid, Ketamine, Codeine, Cocaine, Cialis, Molly, and Coconut Water in one evening.

Did you hear Bob and Jeff went Witch Brooming last night?

witch brooming by Yomofuga January 16, 2016