Fuzzy Brained 

The notion that sometimes the functioning of even our own brains is confusing and inexplicable. Kind of like every cat - in part generalizable, and in part hilariously unpredictable.

You want to make a poster of your cat? Well that is a fuzzy brained idea!

Fuzzy Brained by Miss Agnes July 1, 2018

Braunsdorf

A kick-ass beast who tends to own people named Kasie and Mike in burning contests.

Braunsdorf just creamed on Kasie and Mike in everything possible.

Braunsdorf by Mike Braunsdorf March 23, 2008

Brauzed

Whenever one is unable to comprehend their surroundings typically due to being under the influence of marijuana.

“Dude I’m so brauzed off the za”

Brauzed by TheOGManuelChrysoloras November 16, 2022

turquoise-brained idiot 

someone who did something so idiotic that the color or their brain is turquoise

Jamey: so yesterday i entered so hospital without a mask so i can get tested for covid-19 and i was told to leave so i yelled at them, and spit on them!
Josh: Jamey you turquoise-brained idiot you need a mask.

turquoise-brained idiot by weetoman1987 January 11, 2021

brained my damage 

The Famous Words Of Homer Simpson. Also refers to a drunken man or woman who has hurt their Frontal lobe section. Or stuck a crayon up their nose and hit their brain.

"Dope! I think I brained my damage" "Hunny, My damage is brain"

brained my damage by Fat Ass-Jenny May 28, 2008

smooth brained 

Your brain doesn't work right and the gears don't function right. Otherwise said as you are stupid, dumb, an idiot.

Hey Darrell those eggs go in the fridge you smooth brained mother fucker.

smooth brained by Smooth brained mf October 3, 2019

Smooth brained crayon eating ape 

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org

Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.

Smooth brained crayon eating ape by fellowApe June 11, 2022