Basketeer 

A basketeer is a person who's profession is basket-weaving.

Dale Gribble wanted to become a professional basketeer, but he realized that he was awful at basket-weaving.

Basketeer by goldenchocolate December 28, 2009

fracketeering 

Shady fraudulent dealings that Big Oil engages in to acquire approval for hydraulic mining.

I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.

fracketeering by QuacksO September 8, 2020

fracketeering 

Shady fraudulent dealings that Big Oil engages in to acquire approval for hydraulic mining.

I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.

fracketeering by QuacksO September 11, 2020

fracketeering 

Shady fraudulent dealings that Big Oil engages in to acquire approval for hydraulic mining.

I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.

fracketeering by QuacksO September 13, 2020

Racketeering 

rak-i-teer-ing

verb
To intentionally engage upon a topic or situation, either solely or collectively, of which may normally be viewed as, "objectionable," thus, reacting in such a way otherwise viewed as, "extraordinary," with the intent of the racketeerers' amusement. Racketeering is therefore, generally, a deviant behavior for the sole purpose of entertainment.

Somebody must have been racketeering on me when they served me this chicken. I'd say it's dryer than the Sahara Desert on leap year; situational, at best.

Racketeering by 2Shey August 29, 2019

bracketter 

n. Person who spends his life developing strategies to solve complex fantasy-world puzzles while ignoring the real problems abounding on all sides.

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If Kenney wasn’t such a bracketter he could have solved some of our problems by now.

bracketter by gnostic3 March 19, 2022

Blacketeer 

A portmanteau of "black" and "racketeer." When a black person enters public office with the intent to defraud the public.

Mark Brave, the first black New Hampshire sheriff, was totally blacketeering when he spent all that money on travel and hoes.

Blacketeer by ManiacNV May 20, 2025