Bloopiphication 

The act of plunging a lubricated vacuum hose directly into the anus of a person suffering from severe constipation, in order to dislodge said "Turd".

Risks include: Prolapsed anus, repainted walls (Typically an explosive brown), and rectal bleeding.

Success rate: 14.38%

Yo, Madi had major constipation last night so I had my uncle use bloopiphication her. Had to change my shirt at the end but she's all cleaned out.

Bloopiphication by Fat Cock Francis May 4, 2023

Bloopie 

Weed and tobacco mixed and placed into the bowl of a bong. It is crucial that each bowl is for an individual and all "2nds" are thrown out.
When taken properly (in one hit), the resulting head-rush feels more like a hit from Nitrous Oxide (laughing gas/whipits) than a bong rip.

Carlo just took a FAT bloopie and is all spun now

Bloopie by UOfasho April 13, 2012

blooping

To bloop (verb); the act of blooping; To place something(item/drug/or anything else) in one's sphincter(see butthole).

It is very popular for people in the rave scene to bloop their Molly; Blooping is very common among people who have high tolerances to whatever drug they are taking; We blooping mayne!; Do not go blooping your food, Johnny, because your asshole has no taste buds.; Most drugs are absorbed more efficiently through blooping rather than eating, snorting, or smoking and is safer than using a needle.

blooping by An0m0t0p3A September 6, 2013

Bloopie 

1. name of a bully in a play
2. may be a nickname

What's your name?" "Ivan" "Hi Bloopie."

Bloopie by SHARKBAITWOOHAHA June 1, 2010

bloopie 

(n) To receive a blow job while taking a shit.

That bitch didn't even care that I was on the toilet she grabbed my cock stuck it in her mouth and gave me a bloopie right there. I finished up by blowing my load in her eye.

bloopie by James Edward Dean May 27, 2008

bloopes 

A term used for planned bloopers...

Bloopes are better than bloopers...

bloopes by mecha_samurai13 April 15, 2004

Bloopity bloops 

Period shits.

Ugh I have the bloopity bloops so bad this week.

Bloopity bloops by Wifey1786 September 18, 2016