blitzed 

Drunk but still in the game.

"I met this girl in San Francisco, and we got so blitzed at the bar." (But it can be used in context with marijuana or any other alternative drug)

blitzed by maineyeleni May 4, 2016

Blitzed 

When one is high out of their mind.

Fuck im so blitzed right now i cant even see

Blitzed by BDbrad June 17, 2019

Blitzed 

The definition Blitzed in Urban Slang means One Night Stand. Or a string of quick hot and heavy sexual relations.

So.. you know how I told you about Kimani and I was supposed to be chilling yesterday. Not gonna lie I blitzed bro. Super valid.

Blitzed by Money Mitch The Rich June 9, 2021

Blitzed 

Blazed and ritzed. The process of smoking Marijuana and consuming Ritalin to create a euphoric effect.

Blitzed. After a long day of being studying on Ritalin smoke some monster cones and become euphoric.

Blitzed by Mungrel July 26, 2021

blitzed 

something that you have eaten recently that has given you diarrhea

ts bacon blitzed me up vro

blitzed by ichibuns October 1, 2025

blitzed 

getting sick from something you ate

ts bacon sandwich absolutely blitzed me up vro

blitzed by ichibuns October 1, 2025

blitzed on the bird 

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.

Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.

blitzed on the bird by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008