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Blagojevich 

A sexual position in which the male gets behind the female, puts his hands on her hips, and then attempts to sell the Illinois Senate Seat to the highest bidder.
Mitch tried to pull the old "Blagojevich" on his girlfriend last night...he broke his pelvis and was dragged away by the Illinois State Police and a visibly excited Harry Reid.
Blagojevich by Raptor J3sus January 4, 2009
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Blagojevichian

To sell powers granted by authority.
From the AVCLUB : Corddry is a cross between Richard Nixon at his most paranoid and deranged, Caligula and Mary Woronov in Rock And Roll High School. Corddry sells grades, commands an army of pint-sized flunkies and henchmen, snorts cocaine, guzzles expensive liquor and plots to have the school shutdown as part of a sinister scheme of downright Blagojevichian evil.
Blagojevichian by brainflow January 15, 2009

Blagojevich 

A particularly crooked and/or incredibly stupid politician.
Hey did you hear about the senator?

He took a bribe and Blagojeviched his career...
Blagojevich by Dick Mell December 18, 2008

Blagojevich 

When you try to sell something you were not suppose to. Than going against all advice of admitting you did.
Guy 1: Hey want to get lunch?
Guy 2: Where did you get the money?
Guy 1: I sold my Great Grandmothers Wedding Ring.
Guy 2: What a Blagojevich
Blagojevich by reelbigliar December 31, 2008

blagojevich 

n. the tufts of hair that protrude from the side or top of a woman's bikini bottom or panties to the degree that's as obscene as the beaver pelt worn on the head of the former Illinois governor. Can be shortened in some circumstances to "blago".
Baby, tuck away that blagojevich or we can't go to the beach.

Geeze, that girl's got a major-league "blago" going on down there.
blagojevich by MauiSteve February 2, 2009