partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage 

The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds".

"Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds in down the street. Yeah, they have them same things as Krusty Burger, like these Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages. Except they don't call them that. No, they call them 'shakes'."

partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage by Harvey January 6, 2004

beverage goblin 

Someone who needs at least three drinks at all times. One is for hydration. The second is for caffeine, and the third is just for fun.

The chick to the right is drinking water, coffee, and juice. That bitch is a beverage goblin.

beverage goblin by Swavystick February 19, 2023

Post Beverage Drip 

The drips of sticky stuff that gets on your hand from the adjacant dispenser while you are filling your soda cup at a fast food establishment like Subway, Burger King or the like.

Dude, I need a napkin, I have a bad case of post beverage drip.

Post Beverage Drip by Lil Kevy February 18, 2010

Wrong Beverage 

The act, intentional or otherwise, of urinating in your parters mouth while they give you a blow job.

The last five times I've come here, they've given me the wrong beverage.

Wrong Beverage by Mr Blumpkin January 11, 2009

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage 

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Beveragee 

The person, or persons who consume a beverage wholly or partially

The beveragee can enjoy the refreshing taste of our beer

Beveragee by ladiesman 217 March 12, 2009

suburban beverage

Budweiser mixed with Sprite, as described in the song "Suburban Beverage" by Real Estate

"Can you make me some Suburban Beverage? " "You mean Budweiser Sprite? Do you feel alright?"

suburban beverage by dsveddy June 17, 2018